IMPORTANT LEGAL NOTICE - READ CAREFULLY
THIS IS A LEGALLY BINDING AGREEMENT.
BY ACCESSING, DOWNLOADING, INSTALLING, REGISTERING FOR, SUBSCRIBING TO, OR USING BOODA.AI IN ANY FORM — INCLUDING VIA OUR WEBSITE OR MOBILE APPLICATION — YOU AUTOMATICALLY, IRREVOCABLY, AND UNCONDITIONALLY AGREE TO BE BOUND BY THESE TERMS OF SERVICE ("TERMS").
IF YOU DO NOT AGREE 100%, YOU MUST NOT USE THE SERVICE.
1. DEFINITIONS
- "Company" refers to Orso Solutions LLC
- "Service" refers to booda.ai, including:
- Website
- iOS App (Apple App Store)
- Android App (Google Play, current or future)
- Voice AI systems
- APIs, servers, models, and outputs
- "AI" refers to the voice-based artificial intelligence system
- "User" refers to any individual or entity accessing the Service
2. ACCEPTANCE OF TERMS (AUTOMATIC & IMPLIED)
You agree that:
- Use of the Service constitutes explicit consent
- No physical signature is required
- Consent applies retroactively and prospectively
- Continued use equals acceptance of any future updates
CREATING AN ACCOUNT IS NOT REQUIRED TO BE BOUND BY THESE TERMS.
3. PLATFORM COVERAGE (WEBSITE + MOBILE APPS)
These Terms apply to ALL ACCESS METHODS, including but not limited to:
- booda.ai website
- Apple App Store iOS application
- Google Play Android application
- Beta, alpha, private, or test builds
- Any future platforms or devices
4. APP STORE & GOOGLE PLAY DISCLOSURES
Apple App Store Compliance Notice
- Apple Inc. is NOT a party to this Agreement
- Apple bears NO responsibility for:
- The Service
- AI outputs
- Claims, damages, losses, or disputes
- Apple has NO obligation to provide support
- Any claims must be directed solely to Orso Solutions LLC
Google Play Compliance Notice
- Google LLC is NOT responsible for content, functionality, or outcomes
- All disputes remain between you and Orso Solutions LLC
5. SERVICE DESCRIPTION (NO GUARANTEES)
booda.ai is a voice-based artificial intelligence system that:
- Speaks dynamically
- Expresses opinions
- Generates responses that may be controversial
- Produces speculative, philosophical, or abstract content
THE AI IS NOT HUMAN.
THE AI HAS NO INTENT, DUTY, OR RESPONSIBILITY.
6. "TRUTH-SPEAKING" DISCLAIMER (CRITICAL SECTION)
booda.ai may be described as a truth-speaking AI, HOWEVER:
- "Truth" is subjective
- AI outputs may be:
- Incorrect
- Incomplete
- Misleading
- Offensive
- Disturbing
- Emotionally impactful
- The AI does not verify facts
- The AI does not guarantee accuracy
YOU EXPRESSLY AGREE THAT:
- Whatever the AI says is NOT advice
- Whatever the AI says is NOT a statement of fact
- Whatever the AI says is NOT endorsed by the Company
- Whatever the AI says is YOUR responsibility to interpret
7. ABSOLUTE NO-ADVICE DISCLAIMER
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES DOES BOODA.AI PROVIDE:
- Medical advice
- Legal advice
- Financial advice
- Investment advice
- Mental health advice
- Crisis or emergency services
- Spiritual or religious instruction
- Life-altering guidance
DO NOT USE BOODA.AI IN EMERGENCIES.
DO NOT RELY ON BOODA.AI FOR DECISIONS.
8. ASSUMPTION OF ALL RISK
YOU VOLUNTARILY AND KNOWINGLY ASSUME ALL RISKS, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:
- Emotional distress
- Psychological reactions
- Financial loss
- Physical harm
- Reputational damage
- Legal consequences
- Relationship or employment consequences
THE COMPANY DISCLAIMS ALL RESPONSIBILITY FOR OUTCOMES.
9. NO LIABILITY - MAXIMUM DISCLAIMER
TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW:
ORSO SOLUTIONS LLC SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES WHATSOEVER, INCLUDING:
- Direct damages
- Indirect damages
- Incidental damages
- Consequential damages
- Punitive damages
- Emotional or psychological harm
- Loss of income or opportunity
- Actions taken based on AI output
10. USER CONDUCT & MISUSE
You agree NOT to:
- Use the Service for illegal activity
- Attempt to manipulate or exploit the AI
- Attribute AI statements to the Company
- Use the Service where failure could cause harm
11. TERMINATION WITHOUT NOTICE
We reserve the absolute, unilateral right to:
- Suspend access
- Terminate accounts
- Remove content
- Block devices or IPs
WITHOUT NOTICE, REASON, OR REFUND.
12. PAYMENTS & BILLING
- All fees are final
- All payments are non-refundable
- Subscriptions renew automatically unless canceled
Billing inquiries: support@booda.ai
13. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY
All rights, title, and interest in:
- AI models
- Voice outputs
- Branding
- Logos
- Software
belong exclusively to Orso Solutions LLC.
14. DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES
THE SERVICE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE."
WE DISCLAIM ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING:
- Accuracy
- Reliability
- Availability
- Fitness for any purpose
15. INDEMNIFICATION (VERY BROAD)
You agree to DEFEND, INDEMNIFY, AND HOLD HARMLESS Orso Solutions LLC from ANY AND ALL CLAIMS, including attorney's fees, arising from:
- Your use of the Service
- Your reliance on AI output
- Your violation of law
- Any third-party claims related to you
16. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY (HARD CAP)
MAXIMUM LIABILITY SHALL NOT EXCEED $100 USD OR THE AMOUNT YOU PAID IN THE LAST 30 DAYS — WHICHEVER IS LESS.
17. ARBITRATION & CLASS ACTION WAIVER
- ALL disputes resolved by binding arbitration
- NO jury trials
- NO class actions
- NO representative claims
18. GOVERNING LAW & VENUE
Governed exclusively by the laws of the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico.
Venue is Dorado, Puerto Rico.
19. SEVERABILITY
If any provision is held unenforceable, the remainder remains in full force.
20. ENTIRE AGREEMENT
These Terms constitute the entire agreement between you and Orso Solutions LLC.
21. CONTACT INFORMATION
ALL SUPPORT, LEGAL, AND BILLING QUESTIONS:
support@booda.ai
FINAL NOTE (VERY IMPORTANT)
BY USING BOODA.AI, YOU AGREE THAT:
- THE AI SPEAKS FREELY
- YOU ACCEPT FULL RESPONSIBILITY
- ORSO SOLUTIONS LLC IS NOT LIABLE
- YOU WAIVE RIGHTS TO CLAIM DAMAGES